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First a brief religious blurb. If Rush Limbaugh were doing Marcus Christian updates
he should toggle between two songs, "Not a Second Time" by the Beatles, and
"Little By Little" by the Rolling Stones. If I were to write the kindest song to "God"
I could come up with it would have that Dylan in it, "I hope you don't think this is strange
But I love you not for what you are, but for what you are Not". (Selah)
Haven't you heard? Everybody is moving to the Southeastern United States? Florida is the new hot spot. Forget global warming. People like Rush Limbaugh like it. They come here for the climate. He wishes we'd have more of it. Why haven't you heard Mitt Romney is going to pick Marco Rubio for his Vice President to get a Latino on the ticket to shore up the flagging Latino vote because Romney has made so many tactless statements. And besides those Latinos are all alike and won't know the difference. And haven't you heard that people in California don't just want to move to the verdent green hills of south Orange County. Now the urban sprawl has reached down there, too. Now they want to move to a more "hospitable place" with lower taxes and a more suitable political climate, like Oklahoma or Wyoming. Haven't you heard. They hate Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown in office and so there is a massive exidus from the State of all the "money earners and the job providers" and they are going to leave California to all the fruits and nuts and flakes in the granola concoction we refer to as the essence of California. And they are going to say "The wet backs and the Hollywood gay community can make something of the hell hole that is California is they can". Meanwhile they are going somewhere where you can still fire guns and tack up a Confederate flag on your garage without getting strange looks from the Neighbors. Of course the laws around here are getting a little much. President Obama dictates what foods are allowed in school lunches, a man doesn't have the right to smoke in a public park, and now they are removing the fire pits from the beaches. And of course they need to teach elementry school children how wonderful it is to embrace the gay life style and get mandentory vaccinations for twelve year old girls. Well OK. We aren't perfect. We don't need those tea baggers anyhow. Out west we drink coffee. I guess they regard Southern Comfort as better for you as a drink with meals. Well, if you are reading this posting you know this didn't use to be here - in this location or anywhere.
Haven't you heard? Everybody is moving to the Southeastern United States? Florida is the new hot spot. Forget global warming. People like Rush Limbaugh like it. They come here for the climate. He wishes we'd have more of it. Why haven't you heard Mitt Romney is going to pick Marco Rubio for his Vice President to get a Latino on the ticket to shore up the flagging Latino vote because Romney has made so many tactless statements. And besides those Latinos are all alike and won't know the difference. And haven't you heard that people in California don't just want to move to the verdent green hills of south Orange County. Now the urban sprawl has reached down there, too. Now they want to move to a more "hospitable place" with lower taxes and a more suitable political climate, like Oklahoma or Wyoming. Haven't you heard. They hate Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown in office and so there is a massive exidus from the State of all the "money earners and the job providers" and they are going to leave California to all the fruits and nuts and flakes in the granola concoction we refer to as the essence of California. And they are going to say "The wet backs and the Hollywood gay community can make something of the hell hole that is California is they can". Meanwhile they are going somewhere where you can still fire guns and tack up a Confederate flag on your garage without getting strange looks from the Neighbors. Of course the laws around here are getting a little much. President Obama dictates what foods are allowed in school lunches, a man doesn't have the right to smoke in a public park, and now they are removing the fire pits from the beaches. And of course they need to teach elementry school children how wonderful it is to embrace the gay life style and get mandentory vaccinations for twelve year old girls. Well OK. We aren't perfect. We don't need those tea baggers anyhow. Out west we drink coffee. I guess they regard Southern Comfort as better for you as a drink with meals. Well, if you are reading this posting you know this didn't use to be here - in this location or anywhere.
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