President Hillary

Yes, it was a dirty campaign, the campaign of 2008. The Republican candidate for president spared no expence is talking about Hillary's "female rants", which was her campaign style. He even made allusions to there being some foreign crisis and Hillary or any woman getting P M S and doing the wrong thing in a crisis. The pools showed her trailing significantly on election day but Mrs. Clinton said the Bush bragades controled the Polls. Yeah, it's Jeb Bush running. On election day voting was unusually heavy and when Hillary pulled ahead Jeb was scared. But when she actually won the election by one electoral vote he was horrified. There was talk about tying up the election in the courts asking for recounts in Ohio, but in the end Jeb Bush decided to letr Mrs. Clinton claim her long coveted prize that she had sold her soul and sold out on the issues for.

Before Mrs. Clinton could even be inogurated North Korea and Iran both settled Nuclear treaties with the current Bush adminestration. They were mad because if they'd had these before the elction perhaps Hillary would never have won. Nevertheless it completely liberated Hillary up to deal more with domestic issues. She really milked this fact, some say, to death during one of the longest Inogural speech any President has given in seventy years.

. Let’s talk about the accomplishments of Hillary’s two terms in office. Smoking was banned nation-wide just about everywhere including in your car and in your own house, if children have been known to be around. Junk foods such as breakfast cereals have been banned from the air waves. The deficit problem was solved and Hillary ran up the biggest surpluses ever seen, and once again the Republicans moaned about giving it back. Hillary’s first two years were under a democratic congress but she often had to contend with a republican congress. In her first two years she nominated and got passed the first out of the closet lesbian for the job of Supreme Court Justice. It was a short time after that that Justice Sutor admitted that he was gay. Throughout Hillary’s administration troops remained in Iraq, austensively as “peace keeping” but the violence never went away. Stem cell research was actively supported by the government and amazing new discoveries were realized. Gun sales were restricted but one of the most far-reaching bills was struck down by the Supreme Court in her first two years. In general crime levels dropped to a level not seen in seventy years. New Orleans got their levy to withstand a level five Hurricane. Cases were tried where parents were successfully prosecuted for child abuse for not utilizing their V chips. New internet restrictions were reinstated. The Supreme Court said once again that copy protection software was OK and there was an avalanche of companies putting intrusive copy protection software on their products. HDTV became the standard for the TV viewing public. TV as we know it became almost a thing of the past and in the later years there was a move by the FCC to take back TV broadcast frequencies for other uses and commercial TV was in danger of becoming a thing of the past. This brought forth a parade of angry poor people before congress saying that the new FCC moves were inherently racist. There was a rash of small churches being bulldozed due to liberalized Eminent Domain laws and utilization of property by cities. When Hillary Clinton nominated an avowed Atheist for the Supreme Court in her second term there was a howl of protest from the republican congress. Hearings dragged on for months and were a media spectacle, but in but in the end, it passed. In general there was all around praise for the Clinton administration from the talking heads at the round table.

Interestingly, just like her husband sixteen years earlier, Hillary was unable to transfar her carisma and popularity to the next democratic candidate and the republican tide was once again on the rise as the 1916 candidate promosed the ever popular "Less government interferance in the future".

And now we have a "Make-an album" for your dancing and dining pleasure. This will be the last of these compilations, in real time that is, that we put out as an internet suggestion. We had to make a song change in our Pink Floyd track because the running time was too long for one CD.

FUNDAMENTALS OF ROCK (Volume One)

Summer in the City (Lovin’ Spoonfulls)

Mellow Yellow (Donavin)

Heroin (Velvet Underground)

Itchycoo Park (Small Faces)

I Can See For Miles (The Who)

Chain Chain Chain (Aritha Franklin)

I Don’t Live Today (Jimi Hendrix Experience)

I Heard It Through the Grapevine (Gladys Night & the Pips)

Monterey (Eric Burden & the Animals)

Skinny Legs (Joe Tex)

Sunshine Of Your Love (Cream)

Iron Butterfly Theme (Iron Butterfly)

Mexico (Jefferson Airplane single)

Don’t Step On The Grass (Steppinwolf)

The Motorcycle Song (LIVE Arlo Guthrie)

- CD number two-

Wild Child (The Doors)

Folson Prison Blues (Live Johnny Cash)

The Fault Line (Runs Right Through Here) (Mama Cass)

Please Come To Chicago (Crosby Stills Nash & Young)

Darkness Darkness (Youngbloods)

Sugar Man (Grateful Dead)

Sinister Purpose (Credence Clearwater Revival)

Into The Void (Black Sabbath)

That Smell (Leonard Skynard)

Do Ya? (Electric Light Orchestra)

Smokin’ (Boston)

Welcome to the Machine (Pink Floyd)

Ain’t Talking About Love (Van Halen)