When I found out all the TV stations were doing “That 9 – 11 Stuff” instead of the usual news interview shows, I found myself in need of a Beatle break. They kicked the morning’s program off with “Imagine”, the one song nobody wanted D J’s to play after 9 – 11 so let’s give it to them – “In Your Face!”. Another song it warmed the cockles of my heart to hear this morning was “I Dig Love” from
And now I’d like to do a song I just penned this morning, and I don’t know who I was channeling when I wrote this. I wanted perhaps a different word than “mandentory” in the first verse. I rather liked “spray-on”. “Involentary” would also have been a good choice but the person I channeled told me “The word is Mandentory”. So it is.
UP YOUR ASS
There you are – with your mandentory tan
You’re telling everyone - - that you’re Superman
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass - -
You say you’re going to hold that line
But you got yourself outsmarted- - by Allan Klein
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass
You’re deep in debt- - now you can’t pay the bill
You forgot to include- - that Poison pill
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass
You say you’re gona block that kick
But you changed your mind – and you gave it a lick
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass
Your teeth are clean - - but your mind is capped
You know you would have 9 Lives
- - - if you was born a Cat
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass
You say you want to do right
But the Bushmen got to you
And now you feel your own pain
With every turn of the Screw
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass
Your father left you
When you was small
In fact I’ve got news for you
You wasn’t born at all
(sung chorus is omitted this one time)
Now you say you’re going to - -
Re-draw the line
As you sink into a pool, - - - of excrement subline
Up your ass - - up your ass - - up your ass
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There’s a fog upon LA
Now my friends have lost their way
“We’ll be over soon”, they said
Now they’ve lost themselves instead
Dediticated to my comrades in
Can’t you see what’s going down?
You know the Rain Man’s coming to town
He’ll change your weather - - change your luck
And he will teach you, how to - - - Find Yourself
La ‘Merica - - La ‘Meerica
Jim Morrison was never in Norfield. I never said he was and he never claimed to be. I just like the ambience of this song. It fits the mood I’m trying to convey.
Since we’re already on page six I’ll note not to extend this file after this writing session. KLOS played the strings version of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”. This was one of the final acts of George Martin to score the strings on this track for the Beatles LOVE soundtrack. As you know this is the middle song of the anti Bill Hallidy trilogy on the White album. I’ll tell you one place I did not want to be the Sunday after that first 9 – 11 was in Bill Halliday’s church. I cam imagine the sort of vennum and hate that spewed from the pulpit that day. Anybody who was NOT there that Sunday can count it as a Victory in their lives. So that makes two songs by Denise De Lovely and one song by George Harrison. Of course I like the Anthology person myself even though it’s a little stark. That’s the general idea.. Some of these lyrics like “Mother Superior jumped the gun” I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, except that Denise was Catholic. There will be a lot more 9 – 11 stuff in the next posting maybe later today.
I look from the wings at the play you are staging
While my guitar gently weeps
While I’m sitting here doing nothing but aging
While my guitar gently weeps
I wanted to comment on the line “Poison Pill” in the song. This poison pill refers to a provision in a piece of legislation or business contract that either prevents the whole thing from happening, or else insures it by “grabbing the other person by the short hairs and making them do things they ordinarily would not do”. T Boone Pickens faced this when he tried to buy out the Union Oil Company a decade or two ago, and they slipped in a poison pill. Obama could do this now with certain legislation if he wanted to.
I had a follow up lengthly visit from Mal Evans a few days ago. He is one Beatle that actually was at Norfield. Mal Evans was Bill Chadwell. I regarded Bill Chadwell as a friend of mine. Mal regarded me as playing second fiddle and subordinate to Cole. It was Cole’s idea by his own admission to do the Norfield bank job. However I don’t recall myself putting up any resistence to the idea. I guess Cole and I have an unspoken agreement. He won’t complain about my abandoning him perhaps to die, and I won’t complain about the heist being his idea in the first place. According to brother Bob it was some sentimental thing about carrying out a grudge against a Northern general or something. What I did not know until researching it last night (like a dog in pursuit of a bone I keep digging until I find what I’m looking for) I still didn’t know after Mal’s visit exactly WHAT got him ticked off in the first place. First of all it was Cole and not Mal who “committed the unpardonable sin of becoming a Christian”. Cole was philosophical about paying for his crime. “We committed the deed and I will abide by the consequences”. What Cole would never do is to rat out me and Frank. Frank has never been reincarnated and Charlie Pitts has never been reincarnated. Apparently Cole did time in a prison in
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